so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
Simon: I wasnt expecting that
Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*
Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it
|—||Charles Bukowski (via xan-x)|
every time I see this it gets reblogged
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
found this in a doctors office
im not convinced they know what drugs do