my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Ah yes white boys
(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)
LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT
religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols
I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your role model. My role model is my father. And I can spell whole words too.
broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth
I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.
I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
I heard you like bad girls… and I don’t mean to brag…. but I’m bad at absolutely everything
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
Spike Lee’s memorial for Eric Garner
WHAT A TINY GODDAMN LOSER, FUCK YOU