tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]
lickdacake:

breathecierra:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

Wise words.

http://lickdacake.tumblr.com/

lickdacake:

breathecierra:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

Wise words.

http://lickdacake.tumblr.com/

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

the-charmedones:

☾

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂