bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

"what’s your sexual orientation"
At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

grumpychangeling:

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
Charles Bukowski (via xan-x)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do